The Funny FarmA great webpage for the giggle inclined By Emma Kae - 21st June 2001 - Back to News •Tell us your opinion •See what others have said This website promises a little stress relief and a lot of good clean fun with some very strange humour.
The funny farm will have you reeling in the aisles – possibly humiliating yourself in the process – and feeling very lighthearted.
The beauty in the majority of the humour is found in the truth of the tale. Try “10 rules for dating my daughter” or “Explanation of the school’s homework policy” for a giggle you can relate to.
There is the amazing interpretation page that translates “Womanspeak” into English. Be warned lads, “do what you want” does not actually mean “sure dear, you having a game of golf instead of dinner with my parents is absolutely fine.” Oh no. It means “you'll pay for this later.”
If all else fails there is always the “creative ways to say that someone is stupid” page full of insulting verse that you can use to scare your opponent during an argument. Most definitely a handy investment for those testy family gatherings.
The creation of “Chris” the Webmistress, this site is very simple, with one main page that links outward to each topic. Suitable for both the Internet advanced or amateur, this page will have just about everybody laughing.
Click here to visit the Funny Farm and get committed!
Source: http://gippsland.com/ Published by: office@messenger.com.au
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