Driving SkillsLearn how to drive like a moron By Emma Kae - 19th June 2001 - Back to News •Tell us your opinion •See what others have said Have you ever wondered what would be the best course of action required to be able to drive like an accredited moron? Well, wonder no longer. A website has been created with lots of handy hints on how to be the worst driver around!
Do you know the best way to travel with a load upon your roof? Drive with your left arm out the window and use your feeble little hand to keep the cargo from falling off.
What is the most polite way to park your car in a crowded supermarket carpark? Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.
How can you be a memorable backseat driver? When giving the driver directions, always mean to say one thing and tell the driver another. Then when the driver gets confused, yell. Constantly remind the driver of road conditions and rules.
The website itself is very simple but was obviously created by a person who has a deep kinship for lousy drivers. There is very little interactivity and it is very much a click-and-go type of site. However dodgy in appearance, has a lot to offer in the way of humour and is worth a visit just for a laugh.
Click here to visit the website.
Source: http://gippsland.com/ Published by: office@messenger.com.au
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