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Become a giggle gertie

By Emma Kae - 5th June 2001 - Back to News

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Feeling a little down in the dumps? Perhaps you fought with your best friend, missed the bus or lost your wallet… a trauma so severe that a smile seems impossible.

Well come on down to JokeIndex.com, where they can turn your frown upside down.

There are hundreds of jokes, in a huge variety of categories, from President Clinton to the farmers daughter to salesmen and all that lies in between.

Try “golf” for instance (as if the shorts weren’t funny enough): there were 3 bees, a squirrel and a man in a car.They were driving along a country lane and the car broke down.

The first bee said, "don’t worry ill give us a few extra miles by peeing in the tank", and it worked, for a couple of miles at least. When the car broke down again the second bee decided to do the same as the first bee. This only lasted another couple of miles until they broke down again. The third bee did exactly the same, then finally the car broke down.

The squirrel said " I'll pee in the tank." The man replied, “sorry mate, this car only runs on BP.

Click here to visit JokeIndex.com

Source: http://gippsland.com/

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