How smart are you?Test your intelligence! By Emma Kae - 9th October 2001 - Back to News Tell us your opinion See what others have said Have you ever wondered as to how smart you REALLY are? There are several ways to find out.
You could audition for a place on The Weakest Link and, whilst on national television, calculate the times that Corneilia Frances publicly humiliates you by shedding light on your stupidity.
You could ring one of the local radio stations and participate in a live quiz, attempting to answer questions that only those who use an encyclopedia as bedtime reading would comprehend.
Or you could quietly, confidentially, and anonymously take the Danza quiz online. Are you ready to know how smart you really are?
Click here to go through and take the test that will measure your intelligence.
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